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"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"]]> INSULTS Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:20:07 GMT http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/insults-f5/a-man-walks-out-of-a-bar-totally-hammered-t5.htm#6 http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/insults-f5/a-man-walks-out-of-a-bar-totally-hammered-t5.htm http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/random-f4/special-high-intensity-teaching-t4.htm Admin In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you ... RANDOM Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:16:29 GMT http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/random-f4/special-high-intensity-teaching-t4.htm#5 http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/random-f4/special-high-intensity-teaching-t4.htm http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/yo-mama-f1/yo-mama-so-fat-t3.htm Admin Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. YO MAMA Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:08:41 GMT http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/yo-mama-f1/yo-mama-so-fat-t3.htm#4 http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/yo-mama-f1/yo-mama-so-fat-t3.htm http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/college-f2/releiving-stress-in-class-t1.htm Admin 1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.) 4. Address the professor as "your excellency". 5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" 6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in ... COLLEGE Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:38:50 GMT http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/college-f2/releiving-stress-in-class-t1.htm#1 http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/college-f2/releiving-stress-in-class-t1.htm http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/gross-f3/ways-to-annoy-bathroom-friends-t2.htm Admin 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' 5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' 6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 7. ''Now how did that ... GROSS Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:40:34 GMT http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/gross-f3/ways-to-annoy-bathroom-friends-t2.htm#2 http://funnyjokes.forumotion.net/gross-f3/ways-to-annoy-bathroom-friends-t2.htm